Printing and page layout is wonky

In the printing options

“Fit on page” is so tiny you need a magnify glass

Uncheck the “Fit on Page” and it enormous!

2 printing options - Magnify glass and ginormous?

By enormous do you mean the font is huge or that it spans a bunch of pages? When Scale to fit page width is off, you’re printing at 100%. You can manually specify a scale in Page Setup if that’s what you want to do. When Scale to fit page width is off, the width of the document window/total column width matters. You’ll see red dashed vertical lines appear when resizing columns to indicate horizontal page breaks.